LJ's HOT FESS UP

[LJ McKanas]

DAY 1

Sup' people. So excited to be here. I think i'm done with the first challenge so I really want to start to tell you how i'm measuring up the competition so far. 

Challenge 1: I did 150 posts. I may do more if I see people killing it but I don't want to be way over the top. I just want to seem likeable and a normal competitor. Don't want a target in my back.

Captains: Scary shit. After reading their description I felt like I was dealing with some real pros here. Especially Philip scares the shit out of me. I like Boston Rob! Awesome to be playing with him! And Andrea is fucking HOT! Bring her to ME!

Players: This is from what I've seen so far. I'm going to rank them from my closest ally to my worst enemy.

1. Jeremiah: I know this guy, we're friends and we're cool with each other. I know I can trust him. We're going to act like we don't know each other and hopefully make allies in different sections of the island so that together we control this whole thing. Calm down with the challenge bro.

2. Morgan: I'm loving this woman so far. She's hot, she's funny and she's pretty laid-back. This are characteristics that I love in a woman. I'm attracted to her and also interested in playing with her. We had fun talking about life and chillin' the challenge out while some people went overdrive. I really really like her.

3. Sherea: Talked to her. Feel she's cool and relaxed. Really like her. Need to get to know her more.

4. Bob: He was nice and cool to talk with. Seems like a bit of a threat. Need to talk to him more. Annoying.

5. Whitney: Talked to her. Seems nice. Way into the game. Overdrive level: 500. Be careful with her.

6. Edna: Annoying. Talked to me while overdriving the challenge. I was nice to her but I don't like her. 
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This other people I haven't met


7.Boston Rob: Nice dude.
8. Brice: Nice dude.
9. Andrea: Hot chick.
10. Yve: Seems nice. A bit overdramatic.
11. Malcolm: Where the fuck is him? Love him btw.
12.Ozzy: Awesome dude. Where is him?
13. Angie: Where the fuck is she?
14. Mikayla: Seems nice. Talk to me girl. Starting to get annoying. I'm almost sure she's with Chicken. Signed up at the same time. First time I kept track of post counts they both had 116. Second time they both had 239. Can't wait to tell this to people.
15. Chicken: A bit annoying but seems normal. 
16. Corinne: Scary bitch. Need to have her on my good side.
17. Penner: 350 posts? Are you kidding me? Crazy guy over controlling freak. GET HIM OUT.
18. Philip: Scares the shit out of me. Want him out ASAP
19. Allie: She comes up a bit strong into the game. She sends me a message, aim's me, and goes overdrive on the challenge. I'm not sure what to think about her. She's really nice, we hit it off immediately and she's fun. She even said we should have a showmance, and I was totally into that. I'm just scared she's too much of a threat. Who knows with how many other people she has been talking to. She's so annoying. She told me she didn't wanted to be first because she doesn't want a target on her back. Yet, she goes ALL OVER THE CHALLENGE. And when I asked her she tells me: did it say that? not at all! I want a prize for being the best! Are you kidding me? Sherae told her she wasn't good with spamming and Allie's response was: Well I am. She's a self-centered BITCH.

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Challenge stats:

1.  Allie: 1010
2. Edna: 536
3. Penner: 520
4. Bob: 451
5. Whitney: 337
6.LJ: 255 
7. Jeremiah: 248
8. Chicken: 240
9. Mikayla: 238
10. Sherea: 223
11. Brice: 223
12.Corinne: 158
13. Yve: 120
14.Morgan: 96
15. Malcolm: 76
16. Boston Rob: 52
17.Philip: 20
18. Andrea: 3
19. Ozzy: 0 
20. Angie: 0

[LJ McKanas]

ROUND 2:
monsters going down like a hooker in vegas 


Ok so the challenge ended and I ended up having an OK performance. Just what I wanted. To be seen as someone worthy but not to be seen as a huge threat. I went on to talk to Andrea and Rob both captains to show them I was chill and cool to work with. I ended up liking Rob more so I went and talk a bit more to him to the point that he saw I could be trusted and he felt excited to work with me. 

Our group was made up by Rob, Philip, Whitney, MYSELF, Penner, Malcolm, Jeremiah, Mikayla and Sherea. I really liked the people in our group and felt we had a stronger and more relaxed group than the other tribe which made me happy.

We ended up winning two challenges in a row. It was cool awesome shit. We were all together like one big family.

In the meantime, I started creating relationships with the people around me.

1st alliance: STEALTHRUS
Philip
Rob
Malcolm
Myself
Whtiney

2nd alliance: HOT AS FUCK
LJ
Sherea
Malcolm
Jeremiah

Penner I talked little to. Mikaela I talked little to. Two first people to be voted out.

I GOT TO BE BOSS
I went to the other tribe.
They are divided. Bob-Morgan-Allie-Chicken Yve-Brice Corinne-Andrea
The foursome wanted Andrea out. Yve and Brice wanted Bob out. I was in the middle.
Third challenge came around and we were all in jeopardy. 
I decided not to meddle and Yve and Brice ended up switching to vote for Andrea.
So I just voted for Andrea. majority.

It also put me in good relationship with the foursome. Being Bob the next leader, that was good.

DOUBLE COUNCIL 
Ok the next challenge it was double tribal... Two people save from each tribe.

The winners were Bob and Penner. They got immunity.
They had to choose two people that would go to Hidden monster with them and go to the other tribe's council.
I told Penner I knew about the other tribe so that he should pick me.
Penner picked me. (which actually turned out to save my ass big time)
And Bob picked Allie.

You will understand in two minutes why it saved my ass. LOL.

So as soon as choices were made. People started talking about the vote.

I was thinking it could be either Mikaela or Whitney... being they're the two people we haven't talked to.
Trying to keep our Rob-Phillip-Malcolm-LJ alliance
and our Sherea-Malcolm-LJ-Jeremiah alliance
both intact
Phillip decided to vehemently target Jeremiah.

and Rob was like "sorry, looks like it's Jeremiah. Phillip is set on it"

I was pissed. Phillip being stubborn annoyed me. And Rob being like sorry. Like he was the king and he was just going to do that annoyed me too.
So I started to tell Rob it didn't make sense to me. Especially because Rob said he also liked Jeremiah and felt he could work with him.
I got a bit flustered.
Ended up telling Rob I trusted him and he could please make the decision that was better.
Because i'm not even voting this tribal.
So I was like, there's nothing I can do. You take it.
 I vote in the other one. Allie votes in this one.

Sooo...
Bob went ahead and created a new thread. Allie, Rob, Jeremiah, Sherea and Penner.
Rob*
He called it a new alliance.

Here's an excerpt of that.


He went after Phillip. God knows why. Told everyone about the alliance (which I don't care because it was never real for me).
And told them to keep me out of it. Because I was emotional and I could ruin it all.

Every single person came back to me to tell me what was happening.
He even added Allie in the alliance, which pissed me off even more. She doesn't even go here.

Sherea came back and told me. Jeremiah came back and told me. Allie came back and told me. And Penner came back and told me.
All at different times.
Jeremiah told me immediately. And I decided to start talking slowly to the other ones to see if they would've told me.

Sherea told me soon after.

I was like... I don't care if you guys vote out Phillip.
But then I started thinking and I was like. If this people is coming back to tell me. They would be willing to vote for Rob.
Sherea and Jeremiah are with us 100%
so they're in.

Penner probably felt left out, that's why he came and talked to me.
I told him Rob was lying left and right.
Plus I promised to help him with the idol and had told him he was with me.
He's voting Rob too.

I asked Mikaela what she thought on voting for Rob, Mikaela pm'd me back telling me Rob thought he was the king. Voting for him too.
Phillip and Rob are fighting each other at tribal. So i'm sure Phillip will do the same.

Rob
I think he's dangerous.
And our 4 alliance is not something people would expect. So we're safe.
But we have the vote to take Phillip out next. He won't be as crazy as Rob.
I think I have Mikaela's vote and Penner's vote to.
I think even Whitney scares me more than Philip.

Somebody leaked information to Rob.
And it was Whitney.
However, she leaked false information.
I think she wants to see if it comes back to her. Because if it does she discovers who is with who.

Phillip out next.
No matter what happens.
But Whitney is sneaky as hell.
Those are the two that can't go to merge with us.

Oh yeah in all this EPIC DRAMA I forgot to tell my confess and my dear hostie that
I GOT MYSELF AN IDOL. DAMN RIGHT I DID. OH YEAH. Thanks to Allie and Jeremiah. Couldn't have done it without them.

Jeremiah gets to know I did it as soon as I do. I then tell Allie to secure our F2 alliance and so that she votes with me this round. I also vote for Corinne helping her. We are a strong alliance.

I told Sherea so that she trusts me. She loves me. I love her.

I told Malcolm. I love my bro.

OK I FUCKING LOVE EVERYONE. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO.

Can I say I even love Penner? Gosh

And Mikaela. She's sweet too. 

About Whitney:
I just hope I knew who she is with.
Well Rob went apeshit after Jeremiah
Telling it was Jeremiah who ratted him out
I think Whitney is with Rob
Jeremiah did ratted him out. But everyone did.
And Jeremiah was the most discrete, only talking to me.

But Whitney sent me this



And told me the reason Rob was pissed was because someone showed him that.
I talked to Jeremiah. That conversation was fabricated.
I specifically told him to not talk to Whitney because she couldn't be trusted.
And I trust him 100%. He sent me screenshots of his inbox and outbox. THAT BITCH!
When I showed him the pic he went crazy
I think Whitney wanted me to tell her that picture was fabricated. So that she could verify if i'm working with Jeremiah.
And I Absolutely 100% believe she's with Rob
She could also be trying to make me think Jeremiah is bad so that we take him out first.
She knows Rob is going, she screwed it up with that false pic, she's trying to make ammends
and what pisses me off the most is that she doesn't talk to me like for 2 weeks
but all of a sudden she's my bestie? i don't think so honey
That's dumb

Penner told me we should work with Sherea and Mikaela next round
So as I see it. Whitney is literally by herself.
We vote out Phillip, no one will object that.
New Alliance: Sherea, Malcolm, Myself and Penner (awesome... Same alliance only Penner is out).

Apparently Phillip went also apeshit. Which just helps us even more. Puts a bigger target on his head.

[LJ McKanas]

FUCK THIS SHIT.

[LJ McKanas]

WHO THE FUCK DOES MALCOLM AND SHEREA THINK THEY ARE? TO COME AND TREAT ME LIKE A SHIT WHEN ALL I'VE DONE IS PLAY WITH THEM AND FOR THEM. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THEM ANYMORE. I COULDN'T CARE LESS.

THEY SHOULD GO TO HELL.

[LJ McKanas]

It's time to get rid of the three stupid witches of the west.

They are FLOATERS that did nothing in the game.

Phillip is a more deserving finalist in my eyes. I'd rather go with him and lose than go with three stupid vaginas that know nothing about this game.

Let's do this bitches!!!

[LJ McKanas]

Wake me up when i'm sober. <3