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Post by mikayla on Apr 22, 2014 1:44:50 GMT -5
Coming soon. Watch this space!
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Post by mikayla on Apr 27, 2014 0:26:47 GMT -5
Prelude: It Was a Dark and Stormy Night
It was a dark and stormy night. Dark and stormy rain poured from dark stormy storm clouds, and fell in driving sheets against the dark and stormy castle which sat hunched on the dark and stormy mountaintop. Through this dark and stormy night rode a stark and dormy knight. Contrary to what you were probably expecting, the knight in question was of the female persuasion, and had swapped the traditional shining armor and trusty horse for a matte black football helmet and a motorcycle. She wore more than just the helmet... but not very much more. Most of it featured artful curves of lace.
The motorcycle's high-pitched whine cut through the rain-damp night like a buzzsaw, severely irritating all of the slumbering woodland creatures and giving them frightful dreams about lumberjacks. Mud and grime churned beneath the cycle's twin tires as the rider thrust the whirring machine forward, making a beeline for the castle.
There were rumors going around that a powerful international syndicate of underworld creatures was going to be meeting in Transylvania tonight. If previous history was any guide, it'd be a gala affair - fancy dress, clinking crystal glasses full of something that looked like wine but definitely wasn't, and all manner of lavish and luxurious debauchery.
Unfortunately for them, their party was about to be crashed - literally. The motorcycle was doing a solid 120 mph when it blasted through the solid oak doors of the castle, exploding in a fantastic fireball which briefly lit the night sky and roasted a few bats. And then, through the flames, came stalking the one, the only... Miki Wingle, Monster Slayer.
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